M\u016fj mu\u017e m\u011b dok\u00e1\u017ee skoro v\u017edycky rozesm\u00e1t. N\u011bkdy dokonce i v z\u00e1chvatu Kri\u0161otovsk\u00e9ho vzteku. Ob\u010das ale ne. Takov\u00e1 situace nastala pr\u00e1v\u011b tady, v delt\u011b \u0159eky Ebro, v kempu uprost\u0159ed eukalyptov\u00e9ho h\u00e1je.<\/p>\n
Zpovzd\u00e1l\u00ed to v\u0161echno vypad\u00e1 idylycky. P\u0159esunuli jsme se z francouzsk\u00e9ho jihu od studen\u00e9ho mo\u0159e ve Lv\u00edm z\u00e1livu do \u0160pan\u011blska. Mo\u0159e je tu tepl\u00e9, krajina nesm\u00edrn\u011b zaj\u00edmav\u00e1. Ploch\u00e1, hork\u00e1, \u010dlen\u011bn\u00e1 r\u00fd\u017eov\u00fdmi pol\u00ed\u010dky, p\u0159\u00edtokov\u00fdmi kan\u00e1ly Ebra a mok\u0159ady v nich\u017e lze tu a tam vid\u011bt plame\u0148\u00e1ka, opl\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00ed dlouhat\u00e1nsk\u00fdmi pl\u00e1\u017eemi ozdoben\u00fdmi b\u00edl\u00fdmi chocholy vln. Kr\u00e1sa, \u017ee?<\/p>\n
A\u017e na to, \u017ee je v\u0161e prosyceno bzukotem kom\u00e1r\u016f. Jsou v\u0161ude. P\u011bkn\u00e9 kempov\u00e9 sanit\u00e1rn\u00ed za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed jich je pln\u00e9, ve\u010der sv\u00edt\u00edc\u00ed lampy jsou jimi obalen\u00e9. T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 vykoupan\u00e1 v repelentu se ve\u010der choul\u00edm se ve svet\u0159\u00edku, a\u010dkoli je tu velmi teplo. (Teplota a vlhkost vzduchu mi tu p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 d\u00e1vn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed letn\u00ed pobyt na Yucat\u00e1nu\u2026) Jak tady p\u0159e\u017eiju noc?!<\/p>\n
Nakonec sp\u00edme hermeticky uzav\u0159eni v aut\u011b, potem p\u0159ilepeni k pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159\u016fm. Po probuzen\u00ed m\u00e1m jedinou my\u0161lenku. Chci pry\u010d. Chci dom\u016f. Nebo t\u0159eba do N\u011bmecka! Tam bylo tak kr\u00e1sn\u011b!<\/p>\n
Nevydr\u017e\u00edm a ote\u0159u na chv\u00edli dve\u0159e auta. Odpov\u011bd\u00ed je mi slab\u00fd zavan teplevlhk\u00e9ho vzduchu a p\u0159\u00edvalov\u00e1 vlna bzukotu. Vol\u00e1m mamince! M\u016fj mu\u017e se n\u00e1sledn\u011b sna\u017e\u00ed vtipkovat. A ano, to je ta chv\u00edle, kdy se mu nepoda\u0159\u00ed m\u011b rozesm\u00e1t! Rychle pak bal\u00edme v\u011bci, chvatn\u011b sn\u00edd\u00e1me a odj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme. Vezeme si sice auto pln\u00e9 kom\u00e1r\u016f, ale \u010dert je vem, hlavn\u011b pry\u010d odsud! Kdy\u017e m\u011b klimatizace tro\u0161ku ochlad\u00ed, nejist\u011b se zept\u00e1m sv\u00e9ho mu\u017ee, jestli m\u011b m\u00e1 po\u0159\u00e1d r\u00e1d? Odpov\u00ed po pravd\u011b, \u017ee zrovna ne. Ale \u017ee na m\u011b ti\u0161e vzpom\u00edn\u00e1…<\/p>\n
Pak p\u0159ece jen je\u0161t\u011b zajedme k mo\u0159i. A vlezeme do n\u011bj. Voda ochlad\u00ed m\u00e9 \u0161t\u00edpance, vlny m\u011b trochu profackuj\u00ed a propl\u00e1chnou dutiny. Je mi l\u00edp. Jsem to zase j\u00e1. U\u017e na m\u011b mu\u017e nemus\u00ed vzpom\u00ednat, jsem zp\u00e1tky!<\/p>\n
Pro\u010d to cel\u00e9 vypr\u00e1v\u00edm? Proto\u017ee zvenku \u010dasto v\u011bci vypadaj\u00ed tak hezky\u2026 Pokud nevid\u00edme a nesly\u0161\u00edme ty moskyty. Ale oni tam jsou. Moskyti r\u016fzn\u00e9ho druhu. Moskyti venku. Nebo uvnit\u0159 hlavy. Ti moji vnit\u0159n\u00ed mi tady ob\u010das bzu\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee se mi st\u00fdsk\u00e1 po m\u00fdch d\u011btech, po dom\u00e1c\u00ed posteli, \u017ee nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm horko a vad\u00ed mi klimatizace, hodiny v aut\u011b m\u011b unavuj\u00ed a tohle je drah\u00e9 a tamto nudn\u00e9…<\/p>\n
Ale pak se nech\u00e1m obejmout zv\u00ed\u0159etem mo\u0159em. Nebo m\u016fj mu\u017e zavtipkuje. Anebo si t\u0159eba v Luberonu v kempu v\u0161imne plak\u00e1tku, kter\u00fd avizuje koncert lok\u00e1ln\u00edch muzikant\u016f pobl\u00ed\u017e a j\u00e1 pak str\u00e1v\u00edm kouzeln\u00fd soumrak pobrukuj\u00edc s partou francouzsk\u00fdch vesni\u010dan\u016f Cohenovo Hallelujah. A pak dok\u00e1\u017eu moskyty odk\u00e1zat do pat\u0159i\u010dn\u00fdch mez\u00ed! Nojo, k vlhk\u00e9 krajin\u011b prost\u011b pat\u0159\u00ed, jako k dlouh\u00e9mu cestov\u00e1n\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00e9 druhy \u00fanavy. Cestu mi m\u016f\u017eou sice tahle miniaturn\u00ed stvo\u0159en\u00ed\u010dka s kr\u00e1tk\u00fdm \u017eivotem na chv\u00edli otr\u00e1vit, ale zkazit si ji nenech\u00e1m.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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